Unix 1971: glob trotters' wildcard postcards

Title: Glob Trotters: Unix Wildcard Wanderlust Postcards

Description:

Calling all Unix aficionados and pattern-matching enthusiasts! Embark on a wildcard adventure with our exclusive "Glob Trotters" postcard set. These aren't your grandma's postcards - unless your grandma was a pioneering computer scientist, in which case, kudos to her!

Each postcard in this set features the almighty glob command, the unsung hero of filename pattern matching. Now you can spread the joy of wildcard expansion to friends and family across the globe (pun absolutely intended).

Key Features:

• A set of 5 postcards, because why settle for less when you can have *more?
• Each card showcases different glob patterns, from the simple '*' to the exotic '?[a-z]+'
• Printed on high-quality cardstock that can withstand even the most aggressive ls -l command
• Reverse side includes witty glob-related greetings like "Wish you were [he]re!" and "Having a *.wonderful time!"

Perfect for:

• Sysadmins who want to send passive-aggressive reminders about proper file naming conventions
• Programmers looking to confuse their non-tech savvy relatives
• Computer science professors who ran out of homework assignment ideas
• Anyone who's ever felt a rush of power after successfully using a complex glob pattern

Why settle for boring "Wish you were here" postcards when you can send a message that says, "I'm thinking of you, and also proper file management techniques"?

Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to organize your home directory or start impromptu shell scripting sessions. Use responsibly.

Dimensions: Standard postcard size (because we believe in standards) Material: 100% recycled cardstock (save trees, use grep instead)

Order now and get ready to glob-trot your way into the hearts of fellow Unix enthusiasts worldwide! Remember, in the world of glob, there are no strangers - just files we haven't matched yet.

Note: Postcards may expand unexpectedly when exposed to moisture or recursive functions. Keep away from infinite loops.

.: 280gsm fine art giclée paper
.: Available in two sizes: 6'' x 4'' (15.2cm x 10.1cm) and 7'' x 5'' (17.8cm x 12.7cm)
.: High image quality and detail
.: Glossy finish